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A Punjabi woman talking 2 an English Doctor

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A Punjabi woman talking 2 an English Doctor n LONDON abt her
ill child..
“My kaka is ill ek week da, Na eat da na sleep da, bas weep da tey
cheek da..”

Submitted by Imdad Ullah Khiyal

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Always kiss ur teacher

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Never kiss police woman.
She will sayStop and hands up.
Never kiss nurse.
She will say next.

Always kiss ur teacher.
She will say repeat it 5 times.

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what did a horny Tamil man riding a donkey do?

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what did a horny Tamil man riding a donkey do
when he saw alone beautiful naked woman in a forest?

he said ” AIYIYO Lady hold this donkey’s stirrups while i fck its
ass”..

Submitted by uzbek

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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ?

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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ?

When she starts with “My husband said…”

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Can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 I die?

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A train is about 2 crash!
A frantic virgin strips off & says ‘can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 I die?
‘ So a man takes off his clothes and says ‘Iron These!’

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