Mai Sala Puppy

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husband aur wife ki fighting ho rahi thi
to husband bola TU SAALI KUTTI
WIFE : tu sala KUTTA 
unka SON saath mai beta howa tha wo Bola.. Mai Sala Puppy

submitted by   K-J

Tags: Beta, Husband, Kutta, KUTTI, Mai Sala Puppy, SAALI, SALA, Son, Wife

Ais Bhainss Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

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Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhainss Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

ife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..

submitted by JananGull

Tags: bakri, Bhanis, ghar, Goat, home, Husband, Wife

Is your newboyfriend respectable?

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Mom:Is your newboyfriend respectable?
Daughter:Of course! he’s thrity,
doesn’t drink,
has a very nice wife
and three well-behaved children.

Tags: course, Daughter, Mom, newboyfriend, thrity, Wife

Tum sach sach batao, kitni bar humse bewafai ki ho?

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MINISTER 2 WIFE:
Tum sach sach batao, kitni bar humse bewafai ki ho?
WIFE: kul 3 bar..
MINSTR: kab kab?
WIFE: Jab aapka heart operation hua tab Doctor ke pas gai.. Fir jab aap jail gaye tab judge ke paas gai..
Minister: Aur teesri baar?
Wife: Jab aapko sarkaar banaani thi aur 77 MLA kam pad rahe the tab

Tags: baar, BEWAFAI, Doctor, Heart, jail, Judge, MINISTER, MLA, operation, sarkaar, teesri, Wife

I am going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking

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Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?
Man: I’m going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight?
Man: My wife…

Tags: cop, drinking, drunkard, going, Lecture, man, midnight, Police, Wife