A politician needs the ability to foretell

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A politician needs the ability to foretell
what is going to happen tomorrow,
next week, next month, and next year.
And to have the ability after wards to explain why it didn’t happen.
- Winston Churchill

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This Is Not Quite A Birthday SMS

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This Is Not Quite A Birthday SMS
But Rather A Little Note To Wish You
A Very Happy Birthday.

Have A Great Night
And Will Celebrate

Again Next Week.
Enjoy.

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Pehle ye batao paper kub hai?

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1000 pages ki book kitne din men parhi ja sakti hai?
Writer: 6 month
Doctor: 2 month
Lawyer: 1 month
Prof: 1 week
Student: pehle ye batao paper kub hai?

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Inzamam dont understand english

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It is said that inzamam don”t understand english.
Once commentator asked,
“Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”.

Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah
and then credit goes to all boys,
they really worked hard
especially afridi done very well.
If they continue we
can have another chance.

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1 sweet friend like U make the whole life SWEET

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24 SWEET hours make 1 sweet day,
7 sweet days make 1 sweet week,
4 sweet weeks make 1sweet month,
but 1 sweet friend like U make the whole life SWEET

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