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Girls reaction to penis sizes

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Girl’s reaction to penis sizes:
9?: OhShit, Pain!
7?: OhYes, Great!
6?: Ohh,perfect!
5?: Oh,mmm,ok!
4?: Push more!
3?: Is it in?
2?:Idiot, Just use your tongue!

Tags: Girl, Girls, great, idiot, Ohh, OhShit, OhYes, pain, reaction, Tongue, use

20 Sep 08 | 18 plus + | Comment (1)

How to light 1 of the cigarettes?

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Q: You are on a boat on the river with only 2 cigarettes & nothing else.
How to light 1 of the cigarettes?

A:Throw 1 cigarette into the water,
the boat becomes LIGHTER.
Use it to light the other cigarette.

Tags: boat, cigarette, LIGHTER, NOthing, Question Answer SMS, RIVER, use, water

28 Jun 08 | Question Answer SMS | Comments (0)

To handle others

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To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

Tags: Friendship SMS, handle, head, Heart, others, use, yourself

11 May 08 | Friendship SMS | Comments (0)

Girls reaction to penis sizes

How to light 1 of the cigarettes?

To handle others

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