we chose Marriage to die slow and sure

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So many options:
Poison,
sleeping pills,
hanging,
jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks,

but we chose Marriage,
slow & sure!

submitted by Waseem khan

Tags: building, marriage, poison, train

I have not slept all night in the train

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Srdr: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Frnd: Y?

Srdr: Got upper berth.

Frnd: Y did’nt u Xchnged?

Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..

Tags: berth, frnd, Got, nite, Nobody, train, Xchnged

Aik sardar g say train main 1 orat ne pocha

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Aik sardar g say train main 1 orat ne pocha.
pashab karne ki jaga dika dain.
sardar g kafi deer sharmane k bad bole.
pehly tum dikhao.

Tags: dikhao, jaga, orat, pashab, sardar, sharmane, train

Can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 I die?

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A train is about 2 crash!
A frantic virgin strips off & says ‘can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 I die?
‘ So a man takes off his clothes and says ‘Iron These!’

Tags: crash, Iron, train, woman

Beta Qabz ka b ilaj karte ho kia?

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A couple in train
Girl: My hand is in pain,
Boy kisses her hand

Girl: My neck is in pain
Boy kisses her neck

Old man:
Beta Qabz ka b ilaj karte ho kia?

Tags: Beta Qabz, Boy, couple, Girl, hand, ilaj, man, neck, pain, train