Five facts of da world

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Five facts of da world:
fact 1: u can’t touch all ur teeth wid ur tongue
fact 2: after readin da 1st fact, all fools try it.
Fact 3: fact 1 is false.
fact 4: now u r laughing !! Bcoz u’ve bcum a fool!!
Fact 5: u want 2 fool ur frdz also.
So u want 2 fwd diz as soon as u read it completely.

Tags: Fact, FOOL, readin, Tongue, world

Girls reaction to penis sizes

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Girl’s reaction to penis sizes:
9?: OhShit, Pain!
7?: OhYes, Great!
6?: Ohh,perfect!
5?: Oh,mmm,ok!
4?: Push more!
3?: Is it in?
2?:Idiot, Just use your tongue!

Tags: Girl, Girls, great, idiot, Ohh, OhShit, OhYes, pain, reaction, Tongue, use

Battery is 0K

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After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient’s
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
“Battery is 0K”.

Tags: battery, Ears, MBBS, Patient, practise, sardar, Tongue, TORCH