Chup karo warna yaheen chod doon ga.

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1 tange mein 3 ladies ja rahi thi
raste mein police wale ne poocha kahan ja rahe ho.
Tange wala totla tha bola
aik lady ko hospital me chodoon ga
doosri ko ghar pe chodoon ga
aur teesri ko bazar mein chodoon ga.
Peeche se 1 aurat boli batameez kya kah rahe ho,
wo bola chup karo warna yaheen chod doon ga..

Tags: aurat, batameez, bazar, chod, chodoon, chup, ghar, hospital, lady, Peeche, Police, tange, teesri

Tum sach sach batao, kitni bar humse bewafai ki ho?

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MINISTER 2 WIFE:
Tum sach sach batao, kitni bar humse bewafai ki ho?
WIFE: kul 3 bar..
MINSTR: kab kab?
WIFE: Jab aapka heart operation hua tab Doctor ke pas gai.. Fir jab aap jail gaye tab judge ke paas gai..
Minister: Aur teesri baar?
Wife: Jab aapko sarkaar banaani thi aur 77 MLA kam pad rahe the tab

Tags: baar, BEWAFAI, Doctor, Heart, jail, Judge, MINISTER, MLA, operation, sarkaar, teesri, Wife