Shaadi k waqt dulhay ko ghorray par Q bitaya jata hai?

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Teacher-> Shaadi k waqt dulhay ko ghorray par Q bitaya jata hai?
Student-> Janab us ko warning di jati hai k
“ABHI BHI WAQT HAI BHAAG JAWO”!

Tags: BHAAG, dulhay, ghorray, JANAB, Shaadi, Student, Teacher, waqt, Warning

bacho Wada karo desh pe apni jaan qurbaan

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TEACHER: bacho Wada karo kabhi cigaratte, sharaab nahi piyo GE..
BACHE: nahi piyain GE
TEACHER: gals ka peecha nahi karoge, na hi unhain chedo GE..
BACHE: nahi karain GE
TEACHER: or desh pe apni jaan qurbaan ker do gey..
BACHE: ker dain GE. “Aisi zindagi ka or kerna b kya.

Tags: bache, Bacho, cigaratte, desh, peecha, qurbaan, sharaab, Teacher, wada, Zindagi

Always kiss ur teacher

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Never kiss police woman.
She will sayStop and hands up.
Never kiss nurse.
She will say next.

Always kiss ur teacher.
She will say repeat it 5 times.

Tags: nurse, Police, STOP, Teacher, woman

Da Fazal plar day kho khpay ye bara karri di

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Once a teachr writes”M”on the board and asks Fazal wat it is?
He says he does’nt know.
Teacher:”sta plar day. Dumra darta nada pata”.
He then writes”W”and asks Aslam wat it is?
Aslam:”Da Fazal plar day kho khpay ye bara karri di”

Tags: Aslam, bara, board, Fazal, khpay, Teacher, teachr

Kaun hai Jo Asman me udti hai par bachche Zamin par deti he?

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Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai,
Zamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai.
Kaun hai Jo Asman me udti hai par bachche Zamin par deti he?
Santa: Airhostess!

Tags: Airhostess, asman, bachche, bache, chiz, Kaun, Santa, Teacher, udne, Zamin