In a film there came a strange situation

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Once upon a time
In a film there came a strange situation
Hero Loves heroine
But heroine loves
Villan
But Villan loves heros
Sister
But Hero’s sis loves
Heroine’s brother
But heroine’s brother
Loves Villan’s sister
Finally 2 people commit suicide,
Who r those?
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Producer And Director!

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Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

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Jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi…
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim…
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi…

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Mallika Sherawat Decides To Suicide

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Mallika Sherawat Decides To Suicide.

Sleeps On The Railway Track With Legs Wide Open.

Next Day Times Of India Headlines-

Shalimar Express Is Missing.

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What is height of Suicide?

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Q: What is height of Suicide?

A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

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SUICIDE is a CRIME

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I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST SMARTEST & the most beautiful person on the earth,
but then i thought…..
SUICIDE is a CRIME..!

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