Agr koi tumhain pathar mary

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*LIFE STYLE*
Agr koi tumhain pathar mary to tumara farz ha k tum us pr phol phainko

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laken  GHAMLY samait..

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In pregnancy first three months its regular

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In pregnancy first three months its regular
second three months its doggy style
last 3 months its wolf style sit outside hole and howl.

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I told you not to go doggy style

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A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this
she got out off hospital bed and slapped her husband
and shouted, ‘I told you not to go doggy style’.

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Ur luv is like Pepsi

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Ur smile is like 7up, “Style Zara hut kay”
Ur voice is like RoohAfza, “Rahtay Jaan”
Ur frndship is like Coca Cola, “Maza Zindgi Ka”
Ur luv is like Pepsi, “Dil mangay More”
Ur heart is like Habeeb, “Kionkay ye DIL ka mamla hay”

submitted by Imdad Ullah Khiyal

Tags: coca, cola, dil, FRNDSHIP, Habeeb, Heart, Jaan, Luv, mamla, mangay, maza, PEPSI, Rahtay, RoohAfza, smile, style, voice, zara, Zindgi

One day you will be the man

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Today, in style are
small cars,
watches,
skirts
and mobile-phones…
It will come the time when SMALL PENIS will be in style,
and then you will be the man!!!

Tags: day, man, Penis, small, style, time, today