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Shaadi k waqt dulhay ko ghorray par Q bitaya jata hai?

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Teacher-> Shaadi k waqt dulhay ko ghorray par Q bitaya jata hai?
Student-> Janab us ko warning di jati hai k
“ABHI BHI WAQT HAI BHAAG JAWO”!

Tags: BHAAG, dulhay, ghorray, JANAB, Shaadi, Student, Teacher, waqt, Warning

31 Oct 08 | Funny SMS | Comments (0)

Pehle ye batao paper kub hai?

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1000 pages ki book kitne din men parhi ja sakti hai?
Writer: 6 month
Doctor: 2 month
Lawyer: 1 month
Prof: 1 week
Student: pehle ye batao paper kub hai?

Tags: batao, book, Doctor, Lawyer, month, paper, Prof, Student, week, Writer

26 Oct 08 | College-Jokes-SMS | Comments (0)

telenor ka network har jaga chalta hai

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PLEASE DONT IGNORE, ITS REAL.

Sumaira 1 larki the, wo 2nd year ke student the,
uska 1 boy friend tha Sajjad, wo Sajjad se roz mobile pr bat krti the.
Kisi kam ke waja se Sajjad ko Pakistan se bahr jana para thory dino k lye.
Jb Sajjad gaya to Sumaira ke mot hogai, Sumaira ke wasiat k mutabik
uska mobile b us k sath kabr mai dafnaya gaya.
Jb Sajjad wapis aya to wo Sumaira ke mot ke khabr sun k heran hogaya
kyunki Sumaira to roz us se mobile pr bat krti the.
Sumaira k Ma Bap ne is bary mai 1 bht bary Moulvi ko bataya.
Wo sb log Sajjad k sath kabristan gaye,
waha ja kr Sajjad ne Sumaira ko phone kia
to Sumaira ne us waqt b Sajjad se bat ke
……Molvi ne kaha Is se yahe bat zahir hote hai k

telenor ka network har jaga chalta hai

Tags: bap, Boy, dafnaya, Friend, IGNORE, kabristan, Log, Moulvi, PAKISTAN, phone, please, roz, Sajjad, Student, Sumaira, wasiat