I need poison

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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

submitted by Waseem khan

Tags: certificate, chemist, man, marriage, poison, prescription, store

Qom Pr Ye Waqt Bohat Bhari Hy

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Meri Qom K Bahadur Jawano
Utho
Kb Tk Sotay Rho Ge?
Qom Pr Ye Waqt Bohat Bhari Hy
Utho Jldi Kro
Jutay Chappal Sb Chor Do
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Utility Store Pr Aata Aa Gya Hai

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Tags: Aata, bohat, chappal, Chor, Jawano, Jutay, K Bahadur, Qom, Sotay, store, Utility, waqt

No one deserves it more than you

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This morning when I wakened
And saw the sun above,
I softly said, “Good morning,
Allah Bless everyone I love.”

Right away I thought of you
And said a loving prayer,
That Allah would bless you specially,
And keep you free from care.

I thought of all the happiness
A day could hold in store,
I wished it all for you because
No one deserves it more.

submitted by JananGull

Tags: Allah, Bless, care, day, everyone, HAPPINESS, MORNING, Prayer, store, sun

i need poison..

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Men at medical store:
i need poison..
Chemist: i cant sell u that..
man showed his nikah nama..
Chemist: Oh! Sorry sir i didnt know u had a prescription.

Tags: chemist, man, Marriage Jokes SMS, men, nikah, poison, prescription, sell, SIR, store