What to Do When Your Wife Start Complaining ?

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2 Deafs Are Discussing Their Wives Using Sign Language..
1st : Wht 2 Do When Your Wife Start Complaining ?
2nd :I Stop Listening.
1st How ?
2nd : I Turn Off The Lights

submitted by Waseem khan

Tags: Complaining, Deafs, language, lights, Listening, sign, start, STOP, turn, Wht, Wife

Always kiss ur teacher

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Never kiss police woman.
She will sayStop and hands up.
Never kiss nurse.
She will say next.

Always kiss ur teacher.
She will say repeat it 5 times.

Tags: nurse, Police, STOP, Teacher, woman

Oh God I have made many mistakes in life

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Two ship wrecked sailors were floating on a raft for two days in ocean.
In despair one started to pray “Oh God I have made many mistakes in life;
I drunk;
I slept with women;
I lied to father and never faced the church for U; I I …… (starts weeping)
but if U save me my lord”
.
“Stop don’t yell a single word more”,asked the other one,” I have just spotted an island”.

Tags: church, despair, father, God, I, island, life, lord, ocean, pray, ship, STOP, word

Bus mein jhatkay bohat lag rahay hain

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Punjabi: Yar ye koun sa stop hy,
Bus mein jhatkay bohat lag rahay hain.
Driver: Salay, Bus rukki hue hy,
tum PATHAN ki goad main bethay ho…

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Tags: bohat, bus, Driver, goad, jhatkay, PATHAN, Punjabi, Salay, STOP

Ap ne Sandle buhat achi pehni hai

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Bus Stop pe Larka Larki se bola:
Ap ne Sandle buhat achi pehni hai!
Larki: Utar kar dikhaun kya?
Larka: Is se ziyada achi to Qameez pehni hoi hai.

Tags: bus, dikhaun, larka, Larki, Qameez, Sandle, STOP, Utar, ziyada