Dad how do babies come?

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Kid: Dad how do babies come?
Dad: In moonlight when the star shines
an angel comes 2 earth & leaves a kid in the mother’s lap.
Kid: It means fucking is useless.

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Since u r my FRIEND u r the BEST

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If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my FRIEND,
u r the BEST!!!!!!!!!

submitted by JananGull

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Its your fault coz you made me miss you a lot

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If only one star would fall every time I miss you,
then all the stars in heaven would be gone.
Don’t wonder if there are no stars tonight!
It’s your fault coz you made me miss you a lot.

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I did make a wish and I found you

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When the night comes,
look at the sky.
If you see a falling star,
don’t wonder why,
just make a wish. Trust me,
it will come true,
because I did it and I found you

submitted by JananGull

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Exams Are There

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Exams Are There,
At The Paper U Stare;

The Answer Is Nowhere,
Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair.

The Teachers Make U Glare,
The Grades R Not Fair,

But Just Like The Past 20 Yrs,
We Dont Care !!

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