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Human who doesnt enjoy is a donkey

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A Simple Logic:
Human = eat+work+sleep+enjoy
Donkey= eat+work+sleep
Therefor Human = donkey+enjoy
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Human-enjoy = donkey

i.e. Human who doesnt enjoy is a donkey

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Sleeping is not taking rest for todays hardwork

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Sleeping is not taking rest for today’s hardwork,
its gaining of energy for tomorrow’s Hardwork..
Have a peaceful sleep.
Good night…:-)

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Why is a lecturer greater as compared 2 a mother?

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Why is a lecturer greater as compared 2 a mother?
bcoz a mother can put only 1 child 2 sleep,
but …. A lecturer can put the whole class 2 sleep

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A happy day is waitng 4 u

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When sun sets,
the day dies off.
But wen sun rises,
the day begins with new hopes.
So have a gud sleep bcoz a happy day is waitng 4 u.
Good night

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i wana die like my grandpa

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Sardar’s wish : when i die, i wana die like my grandpa

who died peacefully in his sleep

not screamin like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

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