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In a film there came a strange situation

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Once upon a time
In a film there came a strange situation
Hero Loves heroine
But heroine loves
Villan
But Villan loves heros
Sister
But Hero’s sis loves
Heroine’s brother
But heroine’s brother
Loves Villan’s sister
Finally 2 people commit suicide,
Who r those?
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Producer And Director!

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Qualities of your Girl Friend

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Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

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u know the importance of period?

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one,
my mom fainted,
dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Sardar k baapki death

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Ek Sardar baap ki death pe buhut roya,
phir uski sister ka phone aya.
Phone sunkar wo aur bhi ronay laga.
Logon ne pucha kyon ro rahay ho?
Sardar: meri behen k abbu ka bhi intiqaal hogaya.

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