Clean Toilets 8 Kms

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Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said,

“Clean Toilets 8 Kms.”

By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.

Tags: Clean, highway, Kms, sign, time, Toilets

What to Do When Your Wife Start Complaining ?

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2 Deafs Are Discussing Their Wives Using Sign Language..
1st : Wht 2 Do When Your Wife Start Complaining ?
2nd :I Stop Listening.
1st How ?
2nd : I Turn Off The Lights

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Tags: Complaining, Deafs, language, lights, Listening, sign, start, STOP, turn, Wht, Wife

you been good 4 a whole 30 days

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U fasted,u prayed,
U been good 4 a whole 30 days.
So ur merciful ALLAH gave u a sign,
Out came the moon 2 say come celebrate..
Happy Eid mubarak

Tags: Allah, Eid, Happy, moon, MUBARAK, sign

Every silence is sign of loneliness

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Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
every silence is sign of loneliness,
every smile is sign of kindness,
every sms is sign of remembrance

Tags: kindness, Miss You SMS, remembrance, sign, silence, smile

A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory

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A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,

but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

Tags: child, Insult SMS, MONKEY, Nasty sms, show, sign, thumb, victory, winner