blonde, How do I get 2 the other side?

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A blonde is on 1 side of a lake and yells 2 another blonde across the lake,
How do I get 2 the other side?
The other blonde yells back,
U R on the other side!

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I will always be there for you to have

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Whenever you feel blue, I will be there for you.
Whenever you are sad, I will stay by your side.
Whenever you need someone to love,
I will always be there for you to have.

Submitted by JananGull

Tags: side, SomeOne

We have been together

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We’ve been together
since we were little more
than children.
We’ve had our foundations to lay
and roofs to mend.
In between babies
and careers,
we drifted apart
and questioned our choices.
But we stuck together.
And when the walls swayed
from an unexpected wind,
we secured them back in place,
bonded by some indefinable thing
that was much greater
than the storms around
and within us.
We even thought about
distant places
and dreamed about
other faces,
but the dawn always came
and shook us
from nighttime fantasies,
and the house we built
together survived.
And eventually the years
came full circle in our hearts,
bringing us closer
and making us more content
than we ever thought possible.
We’ve become two birds
on one branch,
side by side,
and perfectly content
in each other’s warmth,
mated for life.

Submitted by JananGull

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A Chinese man files 4 Divorce

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A Chinese man files 4 Divorce.
Judge: Wats d reason?
Chinse: Me no come, She no come, Baby come, How come.
Judge: May be side income

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You mean so much to me

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You mean so much to me
More than I could ever say
And even if you don’t believe me
I mean it in every way

Whenever were together
Nothing can go wrong
And I’m starting to think
That with you is where I belong

Whenever we are together
I thank God that I’m alive
With you by my side
I think I can survive

You take away my sadness
You take away my pain
This feeling when I’m with you
Is nothing I can explain

I wish that I could be with you
All throughout each day
Therefore the smile on my face
Would never have to go away

I know you understand
That I’m in a constant fight
And your one main reason
Why my life is worth the fight

You’ve always been there for me
No matter what I’ve gone through
So I just want to take this time to say
Thank you and I love you…

Submitted by Janan Gull

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