Punjabi ne Pressure Cooker Khareeda

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Punjabi ne Pressure Cooker Khareeda.
Dosre din wapis kia.
Shopkeeper: Q wapis kia?
Punjabi: Ghar mein jawan betiyan hai
or ye Sala  Seetiyan bajata ha.

Submitted by Imdad Ullah Khiyal

Tags: bajata, betiyan, Cooker, din, ghar, jawan, Khareeda, Pressure, Punjabi, Sala  Seetiyan, Shopkeeper

Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?

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Sardar: “Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?”
Shopkeeper: “Aap isko 100 floor se niche girou ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tutega.”
Sardar: “Wow ! pack it!”

submitted by Waseem khan

Tags: floor, guarantee, Pack, sardar, Shopkeeper

A Girl went to repair umbrella

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A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!

Tags: andar, boli, bus, danda, Girl, kapra, Larki, marzi, neechay, ooper, otarna, pani, parega, Shopkeeper, umbrella

Do u have any sentimental love cards?

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Girl : Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure, how about this card it says ‘TO THE ONLY Boy I EVER LOVED’..
Girl: “Great, give me 10 cards.”

Tags: Boy, card, EVER, Flirt sms, Girl, great, love, loved, ONLY, Shopkeeper