Larki kisi or k sath faraar

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Aaj—dedar
Kal—yaar
Parso—pyar
phir—ikraar
phir—intizar
phir—takrar
phir—darar
Sari mehnat bekar.
Larki kisi or k sath faraar.
Shit yaaar.

submitted by Waseem khan

Tags: Aaj---dedar, bekar, faraar, Kal---yaar, kisi, Larki, Mehnat, Parso---pyar, Sari, sath, Shit, yaaar

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

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What did one butt cheek say to the other?
After all the shit we’ve been through,
we’re still together!

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China ki cheezo me yehi masla hota hy

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aik chinees bacha pakistani bachy sy:
yaar mery abbu ka chalty chalty intikal ho gaya hy ……..
pakistani: shit yaar…. china ki cheezo me yehi masla hota hy …..

submitted by   K-J

Tags: abbu, bacha, bachy, cheezo, China, intikal, masla, pakistani, Shit, yaar

teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay

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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay

Tags: cheating, Exam, khali, paper, sardar, Sardar SMS, Shit, Teacher, yaar