Shaadi k waqt dulhay ko ghorray par Q bitaya jata hai?

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Teacher-> Shaadi k waqt dulhay ko ghorray par Q bitaya jata hai?
Student-> Janab us ko warning di jati hai k
“ABHI BHI WAQT HAI BHAAG JAWO”!

Tags: BHAAG, dulhay, ghorray, JANAB, Shaadi, Student, Teacher, waqt, Warning

shaadi k baad koi ghalat kaam nahi karonga.

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sardar ki shaadi huwi woh suhagrat main biwi ko kuch nahi karta
biwi: kya huwa jee
Sardar: mainne qassam kahii thee k shaadi k baad koi ghalat kaam nahi karonga..!

Tags: baad, BIWI, GHALAT, kaam, mainne, qassam, sardar, Sardar SMS, Shaadi, suhagrat

sufi per aiteybar jo tha

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shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .
mein le ayi Sufi ko.
kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.

subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi.

Tags: aiteybar, Funny SMS, kareeb, maha, Shaadi, shaok, subha, sufi

India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai

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American says “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..”
Sardarji ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!”

Tags: American, Fe-mail, India, Sardar SMS, sardarji, Shaadi, U.S

ye to who he kamina hai

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Sardar looked himself in mirror and said:
Is ko kahain dekha hai. Then he said:

Oye yaad aya, ye to who he kamina hai Jo
Shaadi ki album main meri biwi k saath hai :p

Tags: album, BIWI, dekha, kahain, kamina, meri, Oye, saath, sardar, Sardar SMS, Shaadi, yaad