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1 Gadhe ne sardar ko lat mari

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1 Gadhe ne sardar ko lat mari
sardar uske piche bhaga
Use raste me ZEBRA mila
sardar  zebra ko lat marte hue bola
“Saale Night-Dress phen k ullu bnata hai.

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My grandfather is 90 years old

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Sardar: My grandfather is 90 years old & still doesn’t use glasses!
Friend: How is it possible?
Sardar: He drinks directly from bottle…

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Oye Donot Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty

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U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height …
Hero:
I Don’t Knw Swiming
Sardar g :
Oye Don’t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty

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OYE DANDA Tery piyo da?

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Sardar say kisi ny kaha INDIAN flag ma tmhara kya hy?
Green 4 muslim
White 4 christ
Orange 4 hindu
Nothing 4 u
Sardar think n replied
OYE DANDA Tery piyo da.

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Ab kaato saalo…Sub k sub maroge

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Ek SARDAR ko poori raat machharon ne bohat pareshan kiya…

Uska dimaag ghooma.SARDAR ne Zehar pe liya or bola..

“Ab kaato saalo…Sub k sub maroge”

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