Aik dafa aik Sardar boht serious tha

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Aik dafa aik Sardar boht serious tha,,,

bas yaar iss sey barda jhoot mujh sey nahee bola jata

Tags: bola, dafa, jhoot, sardar, yaar

Ghabra mat tu to sher da puttar hai

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Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘
Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai‘‘……

Tags: aulad, Beta, Class, ghabra, jaanwar, papaji, puttar, sardar, sher, Son, Teacher

See my legs & tell my name

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In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

Tags: bio, bird, Examiner, name, sardar, see

Battery is 0K

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After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient’s
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
“Battery is 0K”.

Tags: battery, Ears, MBBS, Patient, practise, sardar, Tongue, TORCH

shaadi k baad koi ghalat kaam nahi karonga.

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sardar ki shaadi huwi woh suhagrat main biwi ko kuch nahi karta
biwi: kya huwa jee
Sardar: mainne qassam kahii thee k shaadi k baad koi ghalat kaam nahi karonga..!

Tags: baad, BIWI, GHALAT, kaam, mainne, qassam, sardar, Sardar SMS, Shaadi, suhagrat