shaadi k baad koi ghalat kaam nahi karonga.

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sardar ki shaadi huwi woh suhagrat main biwi ko kuch nahi karta
biwi: kya huwa jee
Sardar: mainne qassam kahii thee k shaadi k baad koi ghalat kaam nahi karonga..!

Tags: baad, BIWI, GHALAT, kaam, mainne, qassam, sardar, Sardar SMS, Shaadi, suhagrat

apni dawai apna pas rakho

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Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay
Sardar:apni dawai apna pas rakho
hamaray ghar me itnay chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

Tags: chamach, dawai, din, Doctor, dopahar, ghar, raat, sardar, Sardar SMS, spoon, subha, syrup

100 sardar aik kashti me sawar thay

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100 sardar aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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Sardar thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gaye

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teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay

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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay

Tags: cheating, Exam, khali, paper, sardar, Sardar SMS, Shit, Teacher, yaar

Jinne Faida chukiya hai oo tussi nai c

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Ek Train Main Teen 3 Sikhniya Bhati thi ,
Train Ek Tunnel Se Guzri to Aik Sikh Bola
“yaar changa moka c faida hee chuklenda”
sikhni ne kaha
“Jinne Faida chukiya hai oo tussi nai c “

Tags: bola, changa, chukiya, chuklenda, faida, Guzri, Jinne, moka, Sardar SMS, Sikh, sikhni, Sikhniya, Teen, train, Tunnel, tussi