Mai Sala Puppy

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husband aur wife ki fighting ho rahi thi
to husband bola TU SAALI KUTTI
WIFE : tu sala KUTTA 
unka SON saath mai beta howa tha wo Bola.. Mai Sala Puppy

submitted by   K-J

Tags: Beta, Husband, Kutta, KUTTI, Mai Sala Puppy, SAALI, SALA, Son, Wife

Sala singer he mara parha hai

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Sardar ka radio kharab hogaya,

us NE khol k dekha to andar 1 mara hua chuha mila,

Ye dekh k sardar gusse se bola: AB chalega kaise?

Sala singer he mara pada hai.

Tags: andar, chuha, gusse, kharab, radio, SALA, sardar, Sardar SMS, singer

wow, now i got a Choice

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Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office,
he noticed a banana peel and again slipped.
Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed
” ari sala, aaj to choice hai”!!!!!! (wow, now i got a Choice)

Tags: banana, choice, day, Office, peel, SALA, Sardar SMS, sardarji, way

4 baar aisa hua hai..

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1 Doctor Mareez k peechay bhaag raha tha..Logon ne poocha Kya hua?
Doctor: 4 baar aisa hua hai..
SALA khatnay karwanay aata hai aur baal saaf karwa k bhaag jata hai.

Tags: Doctor, Mareez, SALA