Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died

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Sam and David were sharing their childhood memories.
Sam says: Once when I was playing on a road,
a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.

David: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died.
Sam: I don’t remember exactly because I was only 4 yeas old at that time.

Tags: accident, bike, childhood, David, earth, God, road, time

kameeni! Teray 1 rupay k liye office kholon kya

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FAKEER: baji Allah kay naam par paisay do!
Aurat: Haramkhor sharam nhi aati road par bheek mangtay ho!
Fakeer: kamini! Teray 1 rupay k liye office kholon kya.

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Tags: Allah, aurat, Baji, Bheek, FAKEER, Haramkhor, kameeni, kamini, Mangtay, naam, Office, paisay, road, rupay, sharam, Teray

Disappointments are like road hump

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Disappointments are like road hump,
they slow you down a bit but you enjoy…
the smooth road afterwards…
Dont stay on the humps too long.
MOVE ON

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Tags: bit, dont, hump, move, road

Some of the best moments in life

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Some of the best moments in life:
Lying in bed listening to rain outside…
Thinking about the person u miss…
A long drive on a calm road…
Finding money in ur old poket just when u need it…
Giggling over silly jokes…
Holding hands with a friend…
Getting an sms from someone who loves u…
The moment ur eyes fill with tears after a big laugh…
Wishing u these moments in ur life always.

Tags: bed, DRIVE, Friend, Giggling, Holding, laugh, life, Lying, Moment, money, person, poket, road, SomeOne, thinking, Wishing

Sardar 1st time JAHAAZ mein betha

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Sardar 1st time JAHAAZ mein betha,
Jahaz runway pe chal raha tha.
Sardar ne pilot ko thappar mara aur bola:
Mujhy dair ho rahi hai aur tu BY ROAD jaa raha hai..

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Tags: JAHAAZ, jahaz, pilot, road, runway, sardar, Thappar, time