The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

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A cat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,
but gets its paws wet,
then it see a bigger 1 but falls in!
MORAL OF STORY?
The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

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My love is like an ocean

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My love is like an ocean
It goes down so deep
My love is like a rose
Whose beauty you want to keep.

My love is like a river
That will never end
My love is like a dove
With a beautiful message to send.

My love is like a song
That goes on and on forever
My love is like a prisoner
It’s to you that I surrender.

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How to light 1 of the cigarettes?

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Q: You are on a boat on the river with only 2 cigarettes & nothing else.
How to light 1 of the cigarettes?

A:Throw 1 cigarette into the water,
the boat becomes LIGHTER.
Use it to light the other cigarette.

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It doesnt take much to show your love to me

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My Love

It doesn’t take much to show your love to me
Just prove that it is what my eyes can see
Let me feel it within my heart so deep
And know that this love is forever to keep

Romancing my heart with your words so true
Can do so much to prove this love from you
It doesn’t take much, but what it does it needs alot
Like always telling me what feelings you’ve got

Touching me in the mid of the day or night
Holding me in your arms ever so tight
Kissing my lips when the urge may arise
And just saying you love me as I look in your eyes

Romancing my heart and winning my soul
Taking me deeper in love than a river can flow
It doesn’t take much to win my heart if you just try
For I know you can take me higher than an eagle can fly

Let me see the love you have deep inside
Give it to me, don’t let it continue to hide
Romancing my heart in love so true
That’s all I ever want from you

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LOVE..MEAN EVERYTHIG…

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LOVE.. MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN
LOVE.. MEAN LIKE GOLDS
LOVE.. MEAN FRESH FLOWER
LOVE.. MEAN FEELING
LOVE.. MEAN HAPPINESS
LOVE.. MEAN PLEASED
LOVE.. MEAN SHARING
LOVE.. MEAN THINKING
LOVE.. MEAN SUGGESTION
LOVE.. MEAN CONNECTION
LOVE..MEAN KILLER OF
LIFE LOVE.. MEAN GOOD RELATIONSHIP
LOVE.. MEAN GOOD PARTNER

LOVE.. MEAN LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION
LOVE..MEANS A PART OF LIFE
LOVE.. MEANS A NICE THING
LOVE.. MEANS A RIVER
LOVE.. MEAN WINDS
LOVE..MEAN VERY SENSITIVE RELATION
LOVE.. MEAN TREES OF FOOD
LOVE..MEAN NEW LIFE
LOVE..MEAN EVERYTHIG…

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