Politicians are like diapers

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Politicians are like diapers.
They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.

- Anonymous

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These Are The Unerasab£e Moments Of £ife.

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These Are The Unerasab£e Moments Of £ife.
Giving Someone A Hug When You Need It The Most Yourse£f.
Fighting Back The Tears In Your Eyes Just To Wipe Off Sumone E£se’s Tears.
£istening To Somebody’s Grief When You Want Your Misery To Be Heard.
Being The Reason Of Smi£e On Sombody’s Face When Your Own Smi£e Is £ost.
The Moment You Experience A££ Of These Moments In Your £ife,
You’££ Rea£ize You’ve Actua££y £ived!

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a Sardar shoot his wife on his weedng nyt

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a Sardar shoot his wife on his weedng nyt…….
reason: bcoz it was written on da underwera of da grl……..
100% soft n tight,,,
tested by bashir n sons.

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I always think of you

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I always think of you,
but I always fail to know the reason why.
Is there something else I should know about you
But there is one thing that I know is true.
That life will always be sad without you.

submitted by JananGull

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A Chinese man files 4 Divorce

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A Chinese man files 4 Divorce.
Judge: Wats d reason?
Chinse: Me no come, She no come, Baby come, How come.
Judge: May be side income

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