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BENTI HAI Ke AAJ KAL SCHOOL

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Dear SIR,
BENTI HAI Ke AAJ KAL SCHOOL VICH DIL NAHI LAGDA,
TE RAAT NU NeinD NAHI ANDI,
KYOKe SCHOOL VICH KUrIYAN GHAT NE
TE SADDI CLASS vitch ik VI NAHI HAI
JO HAI OH SAB ENIYAN AJEEB NE
K DEKHAN NU JI NI KARDA
TEĀ  MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN.
HOR NI TA KUCHH KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.
AAP JI DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
YOUR FAITHFULLY,

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Raat ko Sapny mei kuttay football kheltey Dikhai

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FUNjabi: Mujhe Raat ko Sapny mei kuttay football kheltey Dikhai dety hain

Dr:ye Dawai Aj se kha Lena

FUNjabi: kaL se kha Loon?

Dr:Q aj Q nahi?

FUNjabi: aj un ka final hey.

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Ab kaato saalo…Sub k sub maroge

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Ek SARDAR ko poori raat machharon ne bohat pareshan kiya…

Uska dimaag ghooma.SARDAR ne Zehar pe liya or bola..

“Ab kaato saalo…Sub k sub maroge”

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Meri zindagi ki kitab wo

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Meri zindagi ki kitab wo
mere her sawal ka jawab wo
main usay parhun tamaam umer
meri hayat ka nisaab wo
meri her dua uss kay liye
meri ebadatoon ka sawaab wo
main saara din ussi main maggan
meri her raat ka khawab wo
likhun or kia main oski zaat par
meri zindagi ka rubaab wo

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Oh I am Sorry! mai Samji Taxi hai

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Raat ko ek Larki ne Car ko Rukne ka ishara kia,
Car kareeb aa k Ruki to Larki boli ” Oh I’m Sorry! mai Samji Taxi hai”.
Car wala bola “Main bhi yehi Samja tha”!


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