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If marriages are made in heaven…

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Q : If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

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Whats the best way tip to reduce consumption of alcohol ?

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Q. Whats the best way tip to reduce consumption of alcohol ?

A. Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad,
After marriage drink only on days when u r HAPPY..!!

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What did one ghost say to another?

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Q: “What did one ghost say to another?”
A: “Do you believe in people?”

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What is height of Fashion?

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Q: What is height of Fashion?

A: Dhoti with a zip .

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What is height of Craziness?

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Q: What is height of Craziness?

A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

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