How to light 1 of the cigarettes?

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Q: You are on a boat on the river with only 2 cigarettes & nothing else.
How to light 1 of the cigarettes?

A:Throw 1 cigarette into the water,
the boat becomes LIGHTER.
Use it to light the other cigarette.

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Difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?

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Q. What’s the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
Answer:I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.

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Why women donot mind their own business?

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Q. What are two reasons why women don’t mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business

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Why did you hit your husband with a chair?

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Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?
Wife: “I couldn’t lift the table.”

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What is height of Secrecy?

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Q. What is height of Secrecy?

A. Offering blank visiting cards.

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