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Baat krte waqt Aadmi dikhai nahi deta

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Sardar 2 Doctor: Mujh ko 1 problem hai
Dr:Kia?
Sardar:Baat krte waqt Aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr:Aisa kab hota hay?
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Sardar: Phone pe baat krte waqt!!

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will you fuck me like this after marriage also?

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A Girl asks her lover,
will you fuck me like this after marriage also?
Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.

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What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
“What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

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Hay problem I have a big GOD

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In Time of Difficulities
Dont’t ever say “GOD I have a big problem”
but instead ”Hay problem I have a big GOD”

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Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?

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A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

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