I meant anyone seen my cock?

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Priest lost his COCK,
asked during mass: Any1 got a cock?
All men stood up.
I mean any1 seen a cock?
All women stood up.
I meant any1 seen my cock?
All nuns stood up.

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God, please close my eyes

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A priest saw a girl removing her blouse.
The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes.
When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked
This time he prayed God please close your eyes.

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Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!

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A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: “Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!”
The priest inquired: “Why must you pray so, my child?”
Girl: “That’s what I’ve written in my answer sheet in the examination!”

Tags: Answer, Capital, Chapel, child, China, church, College-Jokes-SMS, examination, Girl, God, Moscow, pray, priest, sheet

Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?

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A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

Tags: child, father, Funny SMS, Girl, kind, man, priest, problem, sin