Why is the Police nicknamed The heart of the country

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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats….

Tags: Banta, country, Heart, Police, Santa

Siasatdan kitna jhote bolte hain.

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Siasatdano se bhari hoi ek bus
Driver se beqabo hokar pul se nichi
Gir kar ek keht mai ja gusi.
Kisan ne awaz sunkar ghar se bahar aya
Or sari Siasatdano ko dafnaya..
2 din baad police wahan ayi
Khasta hal bus dekni ke baad Kisan
Se pocha Kia sare Siasatdan marchuke the?
Kisan ne kaha nhin g kuch to keh rahe the ki
Wo zinda hai magar jinab aap ko to pata hai k
Siasatdan kitna jhote bolte hain.

Submitted by Imdad Ullah Khiyal

Tags: awaz, beqabo, bus, dafnaya, Driver, Gir, Kisan, marchuke, pocha, Police, Siasatdan, Siasatdano, sunkar, wahan, zinda

Always kiss ur teacher

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Never kiss police woman.
She will sayStop and hands up.
Never kiss nurse.
She will say next.

Always kiss ur teacher.
She will say repeat it 5 times.

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Beta! Kya tmhare Abbu”Al Qaida” me hain?

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Police officer Bachy se.
Beta! Kya tmhare Abbu”Al Qaida” me hain?
Bacha:Uncle! Mujhe Abbu ka to pata nhi
pr me”Noorani Qaida” me hon!

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Chup karo warna yaheen chod doon ga.

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1 tange mein 3 ladies ja rahi thi
raste mein police wale ne poocha kahan ja rahe ho.
Tange wala totla tha bola
aik lady ko hospital me chodoon ga
doosri ko ghar pe chodoon ga
aur teesri ko bazar mein chodoon ga.
Peeche se 1 aurat boli batameez kya kah rahe ho,
wo bola chup karo warna yaheen chod doon ga..

Tags: aurat, batameez, bazar, chod, chodoon, chup, ghar, hospital, lady, Peeche, Police, tange, teesri