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True friend is better than Girlfriend

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True friend is better than Girlfriend
because you can see his pocket without his or her permission

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I think our daughter is in love with someone

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Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.
Husband: How do u know?
Wife: bcoz she is not asking 4 pocket money,

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You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here

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Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers
took some sandwiches out of their pockets and
started to eat them. “You can’t eat your own
sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner. So
the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their
sandwiches..

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