Think Well Work Well Eat Well

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Think Well
Work Well
Eat Well
Sleep Well
Play Well
and also put ur Mobile inside the same well
Because you r not messageing me… well

submitted by JananGull

Tags: eat, mobile, Play, work

Newtons laws of LOVE

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First law:

A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.

Second law:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to his bank balance.

Third law:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

Universal law:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transfered from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

Tags: agent, Balance, bank, Boy, Brother, change, father, force, Girl, girlfriend, intensity, law, love, Newtons, Play, rate

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain

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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh…

Tags: CARTOON, fariyaad, jaano, khat, maang, network, Play, roz, waaaaahhhhhhhhh

How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji?

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Tere was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.
In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree,
and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.”
The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: “I’ve kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree
next to the slide on the north side of the city play ground”. Signed, “A Sardarji”.
The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying, “How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji?”

Tags: bag, city, ground, home, Kid, Luck, mango, money, MORNING, note, order, paper, Play, playground, ransom, Sardar SMS, sardarji, shirt, slide, tomorrow, tree

Love like you have never been hurt

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Attitude to LIVE:
Laugh like you have never cried.
Play like you have never lost.
Love like you have never been hurt.
Live like there is no tomorrow.

Tags: attitude, cool sms, laugh, LIVE, love, Play, tomorrow