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Meaning Of Pakistan

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Meaning Of Pakistan:
P= Petrol 86.66 Rs
A= Aata 40.00 Rs
K= Khudkush Hamlay
I= Ilam Ke Kamy
S= Sarkon Pe Pany
T= Trafic Jam
A= Awam Paraishan
N= No Electricity

Submitted by Hameed khan Madhikhel

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What is the similarity between a girl & petrol?

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What’s the similarity between a girl & petrol?

1. both r explosive
2. both r hot
3. both r dangerous when kept in open

submitted by JananGull

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Life means Just friends

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Life means..
a winter evening,four friends,mild rain,four cups of tea….
Life means..hundred bucks of petrol,two rusty old bikes,nd an open road.. ..
Life means..maggi noodles,a hostel room,3.25 a.m.. ..
Life means..one prep leave,one night,one book,8 duffers..
Life means..3 old friends,3 separate cities,3 coffee mugs and 1 internet mesngr..
Life means Just f.r.i.e.n.d.s

submitted by Waseem khan

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GEO MUSHARAF

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Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.

Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..Petrol Pump chalte hain.

GEO MUSHARAF..!

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Aah Time bhi barha diya..!!

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TIK TIK TIK TIK
Aata
Daal
Ghee
Cheeni
Chawal
Doodh
Tail
Gosht
Petrol
K baad ab
Aah
Time bhi barha diya..!!

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