Ek large pizza aur 1.5 litre pepsi bhej do

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Bhikari:Hello, Pizza Hut?
Pizza Hut:Yes sir!
Bhikari: Ek large pizza aur 1.5 litre pepsi bhej do!
Pizza Hut: Sir, kiske naam pe bhejoun
Bhikari: ALLAH K NAAM PE.

submitted by Waseem khan

Tags: Allah, bhejoun, Bhikari, Hut, K NAAM, litre, naam, PEPSI, pizza

Ur luv is like Pepsi

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Ur smile is like 7up, “Style Zara hut kay”
Ur voice is like RoohAfza, “Rahtay Jaan”
Ur frndship is like Coca Cola, “Maza Zindgi Ka”
Ur luv is like Pepsi, “Dil mangay More”
Ur heart is like Habeeb, “Kionkay ye DIL ka mamla hay”

submitted by Imdad Ullah Khiyal

Tags: coca, cola, dil, FRNDSHIP, Habeeb, Heart, Jaan, Luv, mamla, mangay, maza, PEPSI, Rahtay, RoohAfza, smile, style, voice, zara, Zindgi

kiss is like Lays no one can eat just one

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Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one

Tags: dil, eat, Kiss SMS, Lays, nike, NOKIA, PEPSI

I won’t let you down

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I may not be your PEPSI, choice of the new generation;
I may not be your COKE, only the real thing;
or your NIDO, world’s no. 1
but I can be your REXONA I won’t let you down.

Tags: choice, COKE, Friendship SMS, generation, NIDO, PEPSI, REXONA, thing, world