Woh chup b rehta ha to mujko sunai deta hai

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Woh chup b rehta ha to mujko sunai deta hai.
Har ek chehre me wo chehra dikhai deta hai.
Mujhe b ronaq-e-dunia pasand hai lkn,
Tera Khayal Khiyal ko kab rehai deta hai.

Submitted by Imdad Ullah Khiyal

Tags: Chehra, Chehre, chup, dikhai, pasand, Tera Khayal

GOD kare teri girlfriend tujhe itna pasand kare

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GOD kare teri girlfriend tujhe itna pasand kare,Jaise..
Ullu ko raat,
Dentist ko daat,
Gadhe ko laat,
Garib ko gaddi,
Kutte ko haddi,
Aur
Aur
Nange ko chaddi.

Tags: chaddi, daat, Dentist, gaddi, gadhe, Garib, girlfriend, God, haddi, kare, Kutte, laat, Nange, pasand, raat, Ullu

Bheeg jaati hain palkien tanhai main

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Bheeg jaati hain palkien tanhai main,
Dartey hain koi jaan na le,
Pasand karte hain taiz barsaat ko
kahain koi rotey huye pehchan na le.

Tags: barsaat, Bheeg, Dartey, Jaan, palkien, pasand, pehchan, rotey, taiz, tanhai, URDU Poetry SMS

Un ko mere husband pasand nahi karte

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Doctor to lady: kiya aap dilevery k waqat bache k baap ko apne pass dekhna chati hain?

Lady: nahi un ko mere husband pasand nahi karte.

Tags: Baap, bache, dilevery, Doctor, Husband, lady, Marriage Jokes SMS, pasand, pass, waqat