Will U Marry Me ?

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Will, Marry, I & U are going for a party.
Whats the best & worst arrangement u can make.
Did u get…

Best: Will, U, Marry, Me

Worst: I, Will, Marry, U

submitted by JananGull

Tags: arrangement, MARRY, party, U, U Marry, Whats, Will

You are going to meet a beautiful young girl

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A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told,
“You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?”

No,” says the psychic, “Next semester in her biology class.

Tags: biology, Class, Everything, frog, Girl, Hotline, party, Psychic, semester

Aik sardar ji ko party ka invitation mila

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Aik sardar ji ko party ka invitation mila
k party mein Lal tie pehan kar ana hai.
Sardar ji Lal tie pehan kar party mein ja pohancy

to dekha k sub loog koot pant bhi pahan kar aye howay hain.

Submitted by : adnan fatmi

Tags: invitation, koot, Lal, loog, pant, party, sardar, Sardar SMS

Kia aap mere Chehray se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?

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Girl in a party to a man:
Excuse me sir kia aap mere Chehray se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?
Man (KHUSH hoe huye): HAAN haan Zaroor bolo kia?
Girl: Manhoos aadmi, apni nazrien.

Tags: aadmi, bolo, cheez, Chehray, Excuse, Funny SMS, Girl, khush, Manhoos, nazrien, party, SIR, Zaroor

Hi i am marrying next week!

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Hi i am getting marry next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me…

Tags: bring, gift, invited, marriage, party, small, SomeOne, week