Dekh Papa aa rahe hai.

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Unborn twins in the mother’s stomach saw a p-e-n-i-s.
1st Baby: Dekh Papa aa rahe hai.
2nd: Abe stupid, ye pados wale uncle hai,
papa kabhi raincoat nahi pehante.

Tags: Abe, baby, mother, papa, pehante, raincoat, stomach, Unborn, Uncle

Papa ye Wrong No tha

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FATHER: Beti aaj tum ne Phone per sirf 30 Minutes baat ki,
Tum ne to kabhi 2 Ghantay se kum Baat hi nahi ki.
BETI: “Papa ye Wrong No tha”

submitted by Waseem khan

Tags: baat, Beti, father, Ghantay, papa, phone

mummy muje es dukan se PATAKHy lene hain.

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BACHA: mummy muje es dukan se PATAKHy lene hain.
MUMY: beta ye dukan nhi girls hostel hai.

BACHA: lekn papa to kehty hain k shehr k sary PATAKHy yahan hain. . .

Tags: bacha, hostel, jaga, mummy, MUMY, orat, papa, PATAKHy, shehr

Sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain.

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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lein gey,

Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,

Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain.

Tags: Beta, child, Funny SMS, Girls hostel, Mom, papa, patakhe, phul-jhadiyan, Sari, shop

Apni seat sammne khadi lady ko de do

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Little Santa to his mother:
“mummy: aaj papa ne bus mein mujhe kaha
ki apni seat sammne khadi lady ko de do, aur maine de di!”
Mummy: Beta …tumne bahut accha kiya:
Santa: “magar mummy main to papa ki goad per baitha hua thaa!”

Submitted by Akhtar

Tags: apni, Beta, bus, goad, khadi, lady, Little, mother, mummy, papa, sammne, Santa, seat