Pakistani Budget 2009

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Pakistani Budget 2009

Chawal 1 rupay k 2 danay.

Daal 50 paisay k 4 danay.

Oil 10 rupay k 2 Qatray.

Doodh 2 rupay ka 1 Qatra.

Note: yeah sab chezain aik sath kharednay walay ko…
1. Daisy Ghee ke khushboo sunghae ja a ge.
2. Petrole bhe muft dikhaya ja a ga.
Pakistan Zinda Baad.
Jeay Bhutto.

Submitted by Hameed khan Madhikhel

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China ki cheezo me yehi masla hota hy

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aik chinees bacha pakistani bachy sy:
yaar mery abbu ka chalty chalty intikal ho gaya hy ……..
pakistani: shit yaar…. china ki cheezo me yehi masla hota hy …..

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He is our president now

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American: A baby in our country had no legs,We put Artificial legs on him,
He is an athlete now!!

Russian: A baby in our country had no arms, We put an Artificial arm on hum,
He is Boxer Now..

Pakistani: A baby in our country has no brain,We put An army Cap on his head..
He is our president now!!

Tags: American, arm, army, Artificial, athlete, baby, Boxer, brain, Cap, country, Funny SMS, head, pakistani, president, russian