Love marriages are never success

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Love marriages are never success
Cuz they never had a pain
Marriages r made in heaven
Thats true! Cuz i had failed.

Tags: accident, heaven, love, Marriages, pain, success

The Earth And The Sky Can Never Meet

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The Earth And The Sky Both Know That
They Can Never Meet. Still When The Skys
Heart Suffers In Pain,
The Eyes Of Earth Flood With Tears
This Feeling Of The Earth For The Sky Is Love

submitted by Waseem khan

Tags: earth, flood, Heart, love, Meet, pain, Sky Both, Sky Is, Skys, Suffers, Tears

I hide my tears when I say ur name

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I hide my tears when I say ur name,
But d pain n my heart is same,
Though a smile seems care free,
There is no 1 who misses u Mr. Imdad Ullah Khiyal
More than me (Nedo)

Submitted by Imdad Ullah Khiyal

Tags: care, Heart, Imdad, Khiyal, name, Nedo, pain, smile, Ullah

Wo kia he jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

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1 girl ask 2 pappu
wo kia he jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu: legs..
Girl: wo kia he jo tumhari pant mai hai or meri pant me nahi he?
Pappu: paisay..
Girl: wo kia hai jo log din me karne k bjaye raat ko bistar pai kartai hain?
Pappu: neend puri kartai hain..
Girl: wo kia he jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti he?
Pappu: kan mai surakh karwatay hoi

MORAL: aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarha saaf rakhain ;

Tags: bistar, cow, Girl, kan, Larki, Moral, neend, pain, paisay, pant, pappu, raat, ROTI, surakh, zehniat

Girls reaction to penis sizes

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Girl’s reaction to penis sizes:
9?: OhShit, Pain!
7?: OhYes, Great!
6?: Ohh,perfect!
5?: Oh,mmm,ok!
4?: Push more!
3?: Is it in?
2?:Idiot, Just use your tongue!

Tags: Girl, Girls, great, idiot, Ohh, OhShit, OhYes, pain, reaction, Tongue, use