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Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?

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Sardar: “Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?”
Shopkeeper: “Aap isko 100 floor se niche girou ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tutega.”
Sardar: “Wow ! pack it!”

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Pack your bags honey I just won the 10 Million lotto

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Man runs home yelling “Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million lotto.
Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?
Man : Who cares ?
Just pack and get lost !

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