Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya

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Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya,
hot Coffee order Ki,
Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola: Jaldi Jaldi pee.
Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

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What will come first, Chicken or egg?

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What will come first, Chicken or egg?

what ever U order first, will come first.

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Na aasman se Tapkaye gaye ho na.. Na …

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Na aasman se Tapkaye gaye ho na..
Na upar se Ludkaye gaye ho..
Kaha milta hai aapke jaisa Dost..
Aap to mere Special order pe Banvaye gaye ho

Submitted by Janan Gull

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How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji?

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Tere was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.
In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree,
and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.”
The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: “I’ve kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree
next to the slide on the north side of the city play ground”. Signed, “A Sardarji”.
The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying, “How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji?”

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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

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