3 Din Se Larkiyan “Moom Batti” Se Kam Chala Rhi Hen

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Girls Hostil Se 1 Aurat Ne Wapda Office Fone Kr K Complain Ki:

Aj To Koi Admi Bhej Do
3 Din Se Larkiyan “Moom Batti” Se Kam Chala Rhi Hen.

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kameeni! Teray 1 rupay k liye office kholon kya

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FAKEER: baji Allah kay naam par paisay do!
Aurat: Haramkhor sharam nhi aati road par bheek mangtay ho!
Fakeer: kamini! Teray 1 rupay k liye office kholon kya.

submitted by Waseem khan

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Where is President Zardari clock?

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A man died, went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at Pearly Gates,
he saw a huge wall of clocks. He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’
St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has one.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.’ ‘Oh,’ said the man,
‘whose clock is that?’ ‘That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie.’ ‘Incredible,’
said the man’. And whose clock is that one?’
St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.
‘ ‘Where’s President Zardari’s clock?’ asked the man.
‘Zardari’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.

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What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
“What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

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Tumne apne husband ka QATAL kiun kiya?

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Judge: Tumne apne husband ka QATAL q kiya?
Larki: Woh office se ayee mujhe ROOM mai lekar gaye
BED pe litaya KAPRE utare..
Meri Tangen UTHAEN or KAHA,
April FOOL !!

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