Hum se bichro ge to ehsas hoga tumhain

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Hum woh phool hain jo roz roz nahi khiltay,
Yeh wo hont hain jo kabhi nahin siltay,
Hum se bichro ge to ehsas hoga tumhain,
Hum wo dost hain jo roz roz nahin miltay

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Sawab milega..Paaapi Insaan!

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Ya ALLAh
Ya Raheem
Ya Reheem
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Daro mat..
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Kisi ko fwd nahi karna..

Khud he parhlo..
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Sawab milega..
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Paaapi Insaan!

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Oh jaano Sex ka mood hai?

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Husband ne magazine pardhte hue pass leti biwi ki choot main ungli Kardi..
Biwi: Oh jaano Sex ka mood hai?
Husband: Nahi page palantne k liye ungli geeli ki hai.

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Jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena

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2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.

Baji: abhi khana nahi (more…)

Tags: Allah, Baji, bhoka, Faqir, Funny SMS, khana, miscall, nahi, Number, waste