A penis is a gentleman

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A penis is a gentleman,
when it sees a lady, it stands.
It is also an artist. After every performance, it bows.
It is also a gossiper, it goes from mouth to mouth.

Tags: artist, gentleman, gossiper, lady, mouth, performance

YOU REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME

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U! I TRUSTED U SO MUCH
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UR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT!
WHY DID U TELL OTHERS MY SECRET?
U REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME!
PLZ STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE

Tags: Big, DISAPPOINTED, Everybody, mouth, SECRET, SHUT, STOP, TELLING, TRUSTED, you

1000 ways 2 say i love you!

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1000 words 1 could say.
1000 wishes 1 could pray.
1000 miles legs could walk.
1000 sounds a mouth could talk.
1000 times ill b true.
1000 ways 2 say i love you!

Tags: legs, love, miles, mouth, pray, Romantic SMS, sounds, talk, times, true, ways, wishes, words

Enter password to Aishwaria’s Lips

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Enter password to Aishwaria’s Lips.
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Wrong password!
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U have kissed Nana Patekar’s Hips,

Wash ur mouth and try again later.

Submitted by : adnan fatmi

Tags: Aishwaria, Funny SMS, Hips, LIPS, mouth, Nana Patekar, password, Wash