So what do u want from me, sympathy?

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The bride, upon her engagement,
went to her mother & said, “I’ve found a man just like father!”
Mother replied, “So what do u want from me, sympathy?”

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What do u wish 2 do in future?

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Plan for the Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.
James : I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Dileep : I want 2 help Deepa .

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I know this useless clock is always slow!

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Wife - A great disaster was averted today.
When my mother was passing from below the clock,
it fell.
Had she been late by a few seconds,
the bloody thing would have fallen on her.
Husband - “I know this useless clock is always slow!!”

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Why is a lecturer greater as compared 2 a mother?

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Why is a lecturer greater as compared 2 a mother?
bcoz a mother can put only 1 child 2 sleep,
but …. A lecturer can put the whole class 2 sleep

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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

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