Life of a student: EXAM hai tension Nahi

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Life of a student:

PC hai net Nahi,

ATM Hai paise Nahi,

Cell Hai balance Nahi,

EXAM hai tension Nahi,

Padna hai lekin saala mood nahi

Tags: ATM, Balance, Cell, College-Jokes-SMS, Exam, life, mood, Padna, paise, saala, Student, tension

Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi

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Life of a college student:

Wallet hai, paise nahi
Lecture hai, attendance nahi
Mobile hai, balance nahi
Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi
Exam hai, tension nahi
Padhna hai, mood nahi.

Tags: attendance, Balance, Boyfriend, College, College-Jokes-SMS, Exam, girlfriend, Lecture, life, mobile, mood, Padhna, paise, Student, tension, Wallet

Oh jaano Sex ka mood hai?

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Husband ne magazine pardhte hue pass leti biwi ki choot main ungli Kardi..
Biwi: Oh jaano Sex ka mood hai?
Husband: Nahi page palantne k liye ungli geeli ki hai.

Tags: 18+ sms, adult sms, BIWI, choot, geeli, Husband, jaano, magazine, mood, nahi, pass, SEX, ungli